Hammer Vs. Letter Opener: Letter Opener Wins

Two men faced off in Hollywood Fl. yesterday wielding unconventional weaponry. One grabbed his hammer the other, a letter opener. The hammer swinger may have thought he had the advantage, but it evaporated when the letter opener guy stabbed hammer man. When police arrived the "victim," meaning the guy with the hammer, since he was the only one hurt refused to explain what the fight was over and was taken to the hospital. Crime over.