Man Loses Earlobe in Parking Space Dispute

Ever think about taking your roommate's parking spot? Maybe it's a little closer to the front door and you have shit to unload? Or some douche already took your spot, so you decide to pass on the parking piracy? Well a man in Milwaukee, Oregon had a similar situation this week. He parked in his roommate's favored parking space. The roommate, apparently, was very attached to the spot. His reaction? In the ensuing brawl the offended party bit off the earlobe of the parking scofflaw, which doctors were subsequently unable to reattach. Names of the somewhat innocent and totally guilty were not released, but suffice it to say that there is a one-eared man roaming the streets of Milwaukee, Oregon today and he probably has a plenty fishy story. He's the same guy whose roommate is now being held on 250k bond.