But it's a good miss. Like when the trash stinks and someone gets around to taking it out. The criminally retarded Kayson Helms made a classic criminal blunder when he walked into the Columbia downtown Alcoholics Anonymous center, pulled out a gun and demanded, "Gimme what you got." His mistake: he clearly underestimated his targets. One of the robbery victims who has a permit to carry, pulled out a gun and killed the little cockroach dead, relieving humanity of one more piece of worthless shit. The above photo with its illiterate captions provides a glimpse into the IQ-free zone that the dummy inhabited, as does this lovely bit from his myspace profile:
Aight Da name 6ones aint shit realli new 6ut Dis rap Shit Dat im doin iz of da F**kin walls Im spittin acid threw these niggas Clothes out here Ima C.$.G^ 6RICK CITY 6OY AS U ALREADII KNOW i HAD TO PUT DAT IN caps so u niggas don't snooze on me. So wake da Fuck UP & open ya Eyes It aint realli no surprise. An I fuckS with da 6addest 6itch no disrespesct 6ut da finest if u wanna put like dat yeah im IN A RELATIONSHIP i FOUND da perfect one So my life iz basically gravy baBY IM done. ANd so now I AM settled down forreal Im lookin at time prolly but my shawty by my side so im good. i AINT WORRIED
Here's hoping Kayson Helms would also qualify for Darwin, ie, that he made off this planet without reproducing, thereby not passing on the ganster gene mentioned below. The good citizen who took out the trash was 61-year-old James Corley. The South Carolina prosecutor says the shooting was justified as Mr. Corley acted in self defense and in defense of the other people present, so no charges will be filed. Corley deserves an award for seeing to it that nobody was hurt in this incident. Thanks, Mr. Corley. You did good. Oh, and without even realizing it you also made Newark, New Jersey a little safer for humanity.
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