Drunk Teen Drives Through House

Then, asks police, owners, not to "tell my mother." That's right. She drove all of the way through the house, taking out furniture appliances and a load bearing beam, to end up on the back patio. But if nobody mentioned it to her mom, maybe nobody would notice? Eh, right. Police say the drunk, 19 year-old Kapolei, Hi. woman had to be going at least 60 mph on the residential street before hitting the house. Luckily nobody was hurt, but mom may not let this girl borrow her car any more.

Man Loses Earlobe in Parking Space Dispute

Ever think about taking your roommate's parking spot? Maybe it's a little closer to the front door and you have shit to unload? Or some douche already took your spot, so you decide to pass on the parking piracy? Well a man in Milwaukee, Oregon had a similar situation this week. He parked in his roommate's favored parking space. The roommate, apparently, was very attached to the spot. His reaction? In the ensuing brawl the offended party bit off the earlobe of the parking scofflaw, which doctors were subsequently unable to reattach. Names of the somewhat innocent and totally guilty were not released, but suffice it to say that there is a one-eared man roaming the streets of Milwaukee, Oregon today and he probably has a plenty fishy story. He's the same guy whose roommate is now being held on 250k bond.