Stunningly Stupid Bank Employee is SOOO Fired

It is Texas. That explains a lot. But still, when you are working the drive through lane at the bank and a guy pulls up to it and demands money do you really give it to him? A bank robber in South Texas held up Lone Star National Bank from his car. Police said the driver slipped a note to a female teller, who provided an undetermined amount of cash, then he drove away.

Lt. Guadalupe Salinas said the man was alone in the car and did not appear to display a weapon. Salinas told The Associated Press there's no indication that the robbery was an inside job.

Wait: Is this even a robbery? If I drive up to the bank and ask for money and they give it to me, am I the one in the wrong? No weapon, mind you. Just a note asking for money? When the teller is behind inch thick bullet proof glass? This teller, who we wish we could name, might be stupidest person ever trusted with actual cash. I mean, the bank robbery attempt would have seemed amazingly stupid - had it not worked.

Murder Defendant Stabs Judge, Dies

David Paradiso had just testified in his trial for murdering his girlfriend that he stabbed her in the neck because "she deserved to die." That was when he stood up in the witness stand and attacked the judge, stabbing her in neck, as he had his murder victim. A police officer who was in the courtroom came to the judge's rescue when he shot and killed Paradiso. San Joaquin Superior Court Judge Cinda Fox is going to be fine, according to doctors. Now, Paradiso's family is trying to argue that somehow David Paradiso was a victim. Good luck with that, folks. See, the thing is he was a paranoid meth-head, which they believe excuses his actions. Whatever. It's hard to figure out how his death isn't a net gain for society, which will now not have to support his ass behind bars for the foreseeable future.

Woman Bites Off BFs Tongue While Kissing

Marc Coghill, 45, won't be able to taste a curry ever again. Not after his nut job girlfriend, Tracey Davies, 40 bit off one third of his tongue during a kiss. She apparently was upset because she wanted a baby and was not yet pregnant. Coghill tried to comfort her, and perhaps thought to attempt to remedy the situation, but was in for a nasty surprise when she bit his tongue off. She then called an ambulance and the coppers, only to express great shock when they arrested her. Surgeons decided not to attempt a re-attachment of the tongue because of the danger of infection, so Coghill is out a tongue. The good news: she's not pregnant. Coghill should really be thanking his lucky stars that he won't be having a child with this fucking bitch.

Adulterer's Penis Fed to Stray Dogs

Kailasben Vyshali, of Mehsana, India, came up with an interesting way to prevent her husband from continuing his extra-marital dalliances. When he returned from seeing his mistress she was very understanding and made him a nice cup of tea- after which he fell into a deep sleep caused by all the sleeping pills she had put into the tea. She then retrieved a very sharp knife and proceeded to relieve her hubby of his manhood. But wait, the story gets better. What did she do with the penis, you might be asking. Well, that's the good part. She fed it to some stray dogs. A quote from one of the doctors who treated Mr. Vyshali pretty much sums it up: "He’s certainly never going to cheat again.”

You can take that to the bank.

Stupid Psycho Bitch: Elisa LeCroix

Now, for another installment in the "stupid bitch" category we have Elisa LeCroix. Back in January she reported that she had been raped at knifepoint by former boyfriend Cole Rothacher. He was arrested, charged, thrown in jail, but upon further investigation police figured out that no rape had taken place. That Cole Rothacher was someplace else, and that Elisa LeCroix had faked the whole thing, including minor injuries to herself. She went so far as to swallow a condom, stab the bed and cut herself on the leg.

Since that incident she's been under house arrest for filing a false complaint. Now she's facing a whole slew of new charges after she reported her son, 3-week-old Ethan LaCroix, missing. It seems that she and her husband are divorcing, and since she's about to be thrown in jail for her last false report, she decided that in order to prevent her husband from getting the child, she'd fake an abduction.

LaCroix claimed she put Ethan in his crib near an unlocked window Saturday night, but police Lt. Dave Parker said she actually handed him to her accomplice, Amelia Cameron, 20, through the window.

An hour later the child's putative father, Kaid LaCroix, went to check on the baby and found him gone.
Ethan's father, Kaid LaCroix, checked on the baby an hour later and discovered he was gone. Elisa had a suspect in the baby's disappearance: Cole Rothacher. Yes, once again, the unsuspecting ex-bofriend was implicated in another made up crime.

The good part is that the baby has been located with Cameron and the stupid bitch is behind bars. Now we get to the ironic part. Below is a blog from dumbass's MySpace in which she talks about a certain incident in which the bad media reported her name when she was the "victim." Apparently lost on her is that she was never the "victim" of a crime. The woman is a psychopath and needs to go away for a long time. She was the perpetrator. Here it is:

This is what it has come to
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For the most part Kaid and I have tried to lead a private life but for some reason the things that happen to us have a tendency to blow up in our faces. I have come to find out that there really is no such thing as privacy in general.

I was recently involved in an incident which I wish we would have been able to private but it ended up making it into the newspaper. Quite a few different newspapers, actually. Though the Anchorage Daily News had enough decency to leave my name out of it, a few other papers did not.

As if the incident itself wasn't enough to deal with, now we are dealing with people showing up to our apartment, my work, but sending hateful emails. Whatever happened to victims having rights? Like being notified when their attacker is being released from jail? Being notified of any updates in their case? Is this really what it has come to?

Seeing all the horrible things people have had to say about this whole incident has really let me see how hateful people can be. Check it out and see for yourself.

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/crime/story/654605.html

I guess her victim should have been notified that she was out of jail and able to accuse him yet another phony crime. But then, that wasn't what she meant, was it?